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FORCED RELOCATION; or Shadow is stuck with religious loonies
Topic Started: Nov 21 2012, 10:52 AM (774 Views)
Shadow00X
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So...my dad follows a world famous buddhist reverend and everything, yes? Said reverend is also talking about calamities that coincide with the mayan calender issue already floating about.
What does my dad do?

As part of the circle of inner supporters, he must LEAD BY EXAMPLE TO SHOW THAT PEOPLE LISTEN TO THE REVEREND, and relocate the entire family to a prepared safe zone near a supposed ley line(good karma) to be warded from the disaster.


...I hate my life sometimes...
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Necropenguin
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I'm guessing ley lines don't have good internet connectivity.

Man, I'm a bit taken aback. I mean, nothing against being prepared, but this is harsh. How old are you? Perhaps this is the junction in your life where you strike out on your own.
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Quattro
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I don't want to use the crazy word but I well, it's a bit nuts/excessive, isn't it? Any chance of you branching off or going out on your own? I'm not sure what your situation is like so I dunno, but isn't uprooting everything going to be disruptive?
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Lowe Gear
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Sorry to hear it, Shadow. Be nice if you could find somewhere to crash, but either way, just be careful, 'kay?
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Shadow00X
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Age 27, still struggling to get an undergrad. And no, the ley lines aren't the issue. The GREAT FIREWALL OF CHINA is, not to mention them censuring Google on and off, etc.
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Arado Balanga
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What? You can't be tired, you can sleep in the grave.

You do get permission to laugh in his face if the 2012 Apocalypse doesn't happen, right?
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RPGZero
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I consider myself a bit of a budding survivalist myself and totally believe in being prepared for the worst . . . but there is a line between being prepared and well, this. I do pray you somehow find a way to get out of this.

Also, I love the term, "Great Firewall of China". I'm definitely going to have to use that in the future.

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Shadow00X
Nov 21 2012, 03:18 PM
The GREAT FIREWALL OF CHINA
I know I shouldn't laugh, but something about that makes me giggle.
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That sucks, Shadow.
So what's the plan after the 2012 phenomenon doesn't happen in a month from now?
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Shadow00X
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I managed to shorten my exile sentence to december 28th, flying back to the states to handle paper work and resume my classes on the 8th...
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Shadow00X
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Arado Balanga
Nov 21 2012, 04:05 PM
You do get permission to laugh in his face if the 2012 Apocalypse doesn't happen, right?
Nope, because he's always getting back up plan information from the various "sixth sense" people that tend to gravitate around famous benevolent people.

The most recent version is now the Planar Ascension&Stagnation/Self-Destruction theory, and how the switch was thrown waaaaay back in 2006...
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Alright, now that's just getting dangerously close to "Insane Troll Logic".
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RPGZero
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That is starting to sound worse than Harold Camping, and that was so bad that it brought Christians and atheists together in unity for once. At least Harold Camping eventually gave it up and apologized, however. I just hope that after next month people will move on like they did with Y2K.
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Nov 21 2012, 06:43 PM
Alright, now that's just getting dangerously close to "Insane Troll Logic".
A bit cultish as well.
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Fieryone
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Wow Shadow..... just wow.... that is... wow.

I do hope though you can get everything to work out in the end.
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PhoenixGundam13x
Nov 21 2012, 06:54 PM
HF
Nov 21 2012, 06:43 PM
Alright, now that's just getting dangerously close to "Insane Troll Logic".
A bit cultish as well.
This won't end well
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ねぷは..自由だ!!!

SO, HOW'S CHINA WORKING OUT
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Haropenter Prime
I'm sure we'll know Shadow's fate soon enough, unless there's something more to his dilemma...?
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Lowe Gear
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*fingers crossed*
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Nimbus
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He's okay, he was on IRC a few days ago.
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Fieryone
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"Soiya! Kachidoki Arms: Iza Shutsujin! Ei, Ei, Oh!"
Wait, Junk Guild has an IRC? How did I not know about this?
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Dec 23 2012, 04:39 PM
Wait, Junk Guild has an IRC? How did I not know about this?
Be warned: anything that involves one or more JG member is considered legally and clinically insane, but fun as hell.
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Fieryone
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"Soiya! Kachidoki Arms: Iza Shutsujin! Ei, Ei, Oh!"
Sounds like fun!

How does one get on it?
Edited by Fieryone, Dec 23 2012, 04:57 PM.
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Nimbus
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It's not the guild's chan, we hang out in another chan. He doesn't have internet in the place where he is now, so he was only able to get on when he gets outside.
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"Soiya! Kachidoki Arms: Iza Shutsujin! Ei, Ei, Oh!"
Ahh, still it sounds fun
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